The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 215 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.271 billion Second Best Pack Storage 215ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 215ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,177 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life", concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 215's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 215 is ranked 84,945^th in the world and 613^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.27 billion capita.